The Lady With the Hat

As you can see, the Lady With the Hat and I have a very profound relationship.

This is how it goes: I commune with her, and in return, she provides to me valuable life lessons. For instance. Close your eyes when you are at a party. Don't wear a bra. Count on your fingers.

What a mysterious look in her eyes! What glamour and style! A light glints off of her--is it her aura? Is it a sign from God?

I guess we'll never know.