Monday, August 21, 2006

Ian Falconer is My Baby Daddy

This just in: Olivia has formed a band.

Seeking no alternative but create her own musical accompaniment to a fireworks show on the beach lacking a little pomp, the feisty young piglet is now officially an entire troupe. Instruments she now plays include drums, keyboards, a bell, a whistle, and pot lids. She can also be seen twirling a baton.

While the band, in the end, did not make it to the show, a cheeky attempt at a lipsticked mouth and the world's most delicious dinner did. Events included going to the bathroom, and getting tired. And in late-breaking news, Olivia now aspires to a post on the Supreme Court, where she will no doubt yell and look up to Maria Callas.

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