So Much Cooler

Despite being considered super uncool for it, I still live by the unbridled enthusiasm this watermelon feels. Joy and the bouncy eyebrows that go with it are their own gift, but plus sometimes you meet a kindred spirit in a cucumber.

Bulldog Clear

Hey!  Welcome to my crystal shop, and don't mind my lisp; it's just the result of a piercing gone wrong.  What are you looking for?  I'll show you around!!

Over here are the bracelets, and also my water bowl.  Do you like jewels, or drinking?  I sure do.  All the stuff is gender-neutral so don't get a hang-up or whatever, they're for healing.

Here are a whole bunch of stones you can buy, sorted by type and color.  Looks good, right?  I love alchemy you can also call aesthetic.  Plus some of them are round like my favorite ball, which goes SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK oh, I'm sorry, I'll stop.

Finally, the medicine animal cards.  I keep pulling out Beaver, which I think is my owner rigging it to get me to pull my own weight around the store.  Hence my new position as greeter.  You feel greeted?  Good.  I got mantras to chant, kid.  You're on your own.