Friday, June 02, 2006

Babes with Intestines



Babes with Intestines is a renegade performance art troupe with a passion for Eastern Europeans, queerdos, and hand-made accessories. BWI will soon rule the night!! We are: Krista Ann McDermott and Audrey Dundee Hannah, and we own matching bubble gum pink wigs.

BWI was conceived when we were nineteen and wanted something we could carve on public property while drinking coffee and wondering why we couldn't sleep. The charming and newsworthy story of how we came up with the name involves the lack of functionality of aforementioned bodily organ. Isn't that glamorous?? (We're better in that department now, in case you were wondering.)

Oh, you haven't seen us in action yet, but my friend, you will. We are only just getting started. Our Soviet tour will have come and gone about a year from now, and we will be burning through many a paste-on mustache in the process. I write this only to warn you--be warned!--that the babeolution is about to begin. The Wau-Wau sisters may be skinny and acrobatic, but we are really, really, really...special. Special.

Watch for the book! (No, it won't be printed on construction paper and hand-written by Penny McDermott's preschoolers and have apple juice stains on it. They NEVER spill over there.)


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