A Brief Review of My Illustrious Career To Date

+ A naive and bigoted Russian who gets thrown the slammer and dies of gonorrhea

+ An evil and disembodied psychiatrist programming a child full of culture's lies

+ A secretary that is the human version of Betty Boop

+ A war protester with breasts the size of small children

+ A transgendered person trying to take a leak

+ A cute girl on a bad date

+ An administrator of McCarthy-era blacklisting

+ A murderess who happily cuckolds her husband

+ A loyal sidekick and, disturbingly, a blonde ghost

+ A whore from Long Island with a sidekick

+ A mistress to her best friend's hubby

+ A dumpy, broke mama with a wheedly voice

+ A power-hungry daddy destroyer

+ A peasant who loves waltzing

+ A preadolescent leg model

+ A Holocaust escapee

and

+ A preacher with a set of Jesus handpuppets

Now: how should I market myself to agents?...