Imbolc, or Greetings From the Celtic Reconstructionists!

Huzzah, it's Badger Day! In which virginal girls carry dolls that look like hedgehogs and call them Brigid! And inside those dolls is an egg which can only balance perfectly when the sun is at 15 degrees of Aquarius! Which is also the nadir of its orbit, so that sun is feeling cocky! That sun is so high above you that it gets to pick whether winter ends in six weeks or spring begins in six weeks! What I'm saying is that sun has an attitude and might skip school today but there's nothing you can do about it! Don't forget the ewe's milk, and meet me somewhere we can smother some fire!