Wednesday, June 17, 2009

iPhone Now Omniscient!

The new iPhone 3GS is due to hit stores this Friday the 19th (just in time for my half-birthday, whimsical present-givers!). There are an incredible amount of new features that would have any Apple devotee or just plain human life form drooling and chomping at the bit. These include faster speed, voice control, a 3 MP camera, video recording, Internet tethering, and an internal compass for those of us who don't know north from yesterday's left. A quick glance to the website, however, doesn't fill the consumer in fully on what the phone can do.

Want your heart rate monitored? How about your thyroid? Did your body fat percentage decrease? iPhone acts as your doctor-away-from-HMO. Are you sitting around, wondering when that job offer or red carpet invite will come your way? iPhone can not only see into the future with perfect accuracy, but it also has picked out an outfit for you to wear. When's dinner served? iPhone already made it, and then when the yams burned, ordered you delivery. Then, when you ate too much and went to bed early, iPhone curled up beside you and told you you're pretty.

Sooo worth the upgrade.

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