Friday, June 26, 2009

I Was Invited to a Ladies' Pampering Night

...so I showed up in adult diapers ready to be burped (soybean already lactated for me). How was I to know that it meant peachy gauze tops, Sauvignon Blanc, and making clever, snide quips about men? I was in quite a mood as my nanny strollered me home.

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