Friday, May 01, 2015

Lucky Charms

Here are some totems you can carry around in order to experience great happiness! 

* A hedgehog holding two maracas with stars on them, which functions as a stamp.  The hedgehog is a Julliard-trained musician with her spines dyed golden yellow, because she enjoys lions as well as rebelling against her parents' traditional values. 

* An emotional and round blue man who does nothing but express hopefulness all the time.  He's blissed out because doubt is totally beside the point, just like pants or opposable thumbs.

* A kitten made of paper mache containing a seed that may someday be planted and grow into a mighty tree.  What she fails to say out loud sprouts leaves and drinks light. 

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