Earlier this year I ran a poll on the right-hand sidebar for the best pickup line I was plied with in 2010. As we near the end of December and I have collected a few more contenders, I give you this more comprehensive list from which to choose:* I'd drive 1100 miles to see you do stand-up.
* Are you old enough to have been on the original "90210"?
* You've got the best towel in the room.
* I guess I'd give you a 9 out of 10.
* I stole your number from work because I'm creepy and you're a cool lady.
and
* If I flew us in my private jet to get stranded on a desert island, I'd definitely barbecue and eat you. But I can't date you because you're a vegan. Even though you're hot.
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