Did you know Hermes makes an adhesive-note case? Yes, it's $240. We children of pudding need animal skin around our Post-its. Our faces have similar requirements. There's colostrum from cows in moisturizer; not just any breast milk but the first breast milk, for newborns. Then there's Evolence, containing collagen from pigs' tendons, for plumper lips.
For those animal rights activists out there, forget the cases, the creams, the porcine injections, but do not forget the need to look like your pucker is mutating in its own separate human. There's collagen out there to support your ethical needs, made from human foreskin tissue. It's lab-grown, but with your priorities in life, you both are and look like a dick.
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