Dear Career Gods,
Please let my talented comedy writer friend create a short about a pubic hairstylist and cast me in the lead role. Let there be a series of flashback scenes in which my character drops out of beauty school while wearing a miniskirt covered in sunglasses. May I be chased by several other actors, including an older one crossing herself while she rushes me with a broom. And may a poster of my face (including wig) that reads "DO NOT HIRE THIS WOMAN" be left on a street where we were shooting in a suburb of Los Angeles.
Many thanks,
Audrey
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