The irresistible Jon Hamm lives in my neighborhood. Naturally, I see him all the time. It's just that it's never actually him. Here comes a car with a swarthy gentleman at the wheel...as it approaches, I see it's fake Jon Hamm. Or a man standing at the edge of a driveway in a dapper jacket: fake Jon Hamm. Mustachioed Jon Hamm, short Jon Hamm, old man Jon Hamm. Asian Jon Hamm, lady Jon Hamm, even dog Jon Hamm. To each I want to tell how much I love their show and dream of being on it, as I give a friendly pat to fake Jon Hamm's walker or a scratch behind his fluffy ears.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Fake Jon Hamm Sighting
The irresistible Jon Hamm lives in my neighborhood. Naturally, I see him all the time. It's just that it's never actually him. Here comes a car with a swarthy gentleman at the wheel...as it approaches, I see it's fake Jon Hamm. Or a man standing at the edge of a driveway in a dapper jacket: fake Jon Hamm. Mustachioed Jon Hamm, short Jon Hamm, old man Jon Hamm. Asian Jon Hamm, lady Jon Hamm, even dog Jon Hamm. To each I want to tell how much I love their show and dream of being on it, as I give a friendly pat to fake Jon Hamm's walker or a scratch behind his fluffy ears.
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