Sometimes There's Only a Small Window

And if you're too stupid to see what's in front of you, you miss out. Thankfully, there are things upon which we can always count, such as the month of October used for puns related to beer-drinking. Such as corporate America wanting its employees to write and not say their opinions. And yes, such as an ever-present disturbing glove left near my car at various points in the neighborhood. How do these things relate? You try dressing up as a deli worker for a Halloween party with a keg hosted by your office. You just try.