Ghost of a Decade (Almost) Past

And now we say farewell to the decade that brought us the boom, the bust, and those sunglasses that look like shutters (a nice way to accessorize when protesting the war by not using fossil fuels turns into only being able to afford one's own foot traffic). Fly free, cigarette fairy left by late-night east side hipsters, and in doing so usher in the dawn of a new era. Or at least a renewed devotion to the gym as we leave the oughts for the teens.