Giant Cat

You know the day's going to be alright when you pull up outside of work and across the street is a free-for-the-taking giant painted cat portrait. Why would someone let a few tiny sugary-brown splotches get in the way of a lifetime with this 4 x 6 foot objet? A tiny turtle gazes back up at the looming pasty-mauve kitten, as if to say "Why ask? You already know how awesome you are."