SANTA MONICA, CA—It was inevitable. Not forever would the excess of year-round green businesses, veganism, and recycled clothing in be tolerated. Not always would the sun shine uninterrupted by a startling roar. Eventually, a vagabond breed of metal dinosaurs would indeed come to wreck havoc, shooting precious water from their fang-filled mouths. When local environmental activists on their way to a drumming circle asked one such dinosaur by the 3rd Street Promenade to halt in its vicious ways, it only shrugged and said, "We're just trying to get you people to take a bath."
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
This Earth Day, Grass Dinosaur Fights Back
SANTA MONICA, CA—It was inevitable. Not forever would the excess of year-round green businesses, veganism, and recycled clothing in be tolerated. Not always would the sun shine uninterrupted by a startling roar. Eventually, a vagabond breed of metal dinosaurs would indeed come to wreck havoc, shooting precious water from their fang-filled mouths. When local environmental activists on their way to a drumming circle asked one such dinosaur by the 3rd Street Promenade to halt in its vicious ways, it only shrugged and said, "We're just trying to get you people to take a bath."
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