Scissors Stand, See Who They Really Are

You're not just what you do, you're what you're made of.  You're the way you're shaped, and what potential lies therein.  You're not the free Clinique bag you hang out in most of the time, Scissors.  You're just how sharp you can get, given the proper care.

Lady Octopus

On days you feel like a two-limbed octopus, just draw on a bow, lipstick, and eyelashes.  You'll get out of any jam you get into.  Even a jam jar.