* dressing dramatically in color and shapes for a few weeks and then all in plain green for the rest of the year, like a petulant teenager
* giving women everywhere who think they're too cool for roses something to ask for
* hanging out in front of Trader Joe's to make the discount grocer look more upscale
* taking a bunch of new-age workshops, where you can get away with wearing that much purple
* kicking back in a steamy room because regular atmosphere is too dry for you and you therefore only socialize with humans wrapped in towels
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