Re-pantsing America with 400,000+ Hits!

Over 400,000 hits and counting on the "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" sketch "Yoga Pants Shortage."  People take their Lululemons seriously...and the students in my yoga classes at YAS have been forced to wear their old pants.  It's tough out there right now in yogaland.  But we will forge through, with strength and grace, in the courage of our asanas!

Please help get us to half a million views, and if you want to survey the thoughts of the People of the Internet, please note that in the comments below such fascinating musings as this occur:

The mysteries of the cosmos, Ladies and Gents. 

Re-pantsing America

The sketch I was in Tuesday March 19th on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" in response to the Lululemon yoga pants shortage was covered in various media outlets:

Salon.com (where it made the home page day of!)

Entertainment Weekly

E! Online

And you can watch it on YouTube. 

Yoga Pants Shortage

Last night, Irish hunk Gerard Butler appeared on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"...and so did I. 

Watch me address a very serious issue facing our global community here.  That's right...the Lululemon yoga pants shortage. 

Please hold as I reapply my trousers. 

This Blog Post Brought To You By My Bachelor of Arts

The Times Higher Education World University Rankings just voted my alma mater, Stanford University, the number one university in the world for arts and humanities.  See above for my internationally recognized education's quick hand at preparing rosemary purple potatoes for dinner.  According to the study's performance indicators, those potatoes are a full 1.6 percentage points more delicious than those made by a Harvard grad.  

Nomatterwhatness

Dear Swiftly Departing Week,

Boy, you sure had a lot of tricks up your sleeve!  Everything from stressful workplace scenarios to taxes due on a notably low-income year to opening up one's front door to find it covered in animal pee.  You wrenched multiple loved ones to faraway places, you highlighted my various failures in life, and you straight up just cancelled plans.

In summary, you tested my nomatterwhatness.  You wanted to know if I could or would continue to show up every day, acting out of integrity and kindness, in the face of such unrelenting difficulty (really, Week?  On top of everything, getting harrassed by thugs right before an audition...in the lobby?!).  And the answer was a resounding yes.

So, in light of the physical principle that every action has an equal or opposite reaction, I think the stage is set for grand gestures of love, sudden blessings, wonderful fortune, and cookies.  Definitely cookies.

Yours truly,
Audrey 

***Addendum: That night, a stranger who identified herself only as "Z" handed me a bag of raw vegan chocolate macaroons.  Definitely cookies indeed!