Monday, January 22, 2007

Viva Los Girlparts


Why, oh why has it been EONS since I've last written a Talking Pony blog entry? Great gallumphing grasshoppers, the answer is simple. I have been wading through the vats of fabulous audition opportunities for women in their twenties!! Because there are so many delightful possibilities for me to choose from, I decided I would share a few with you, dear Reader.

Sara
Sara is a ditzy, but very supportive girlfriend of a small-time criminal.

Lucy
Understanding, compassionate, trying to come to terms with her baby's death.

Cindy
Looking for enthusiastic and expressive women who can give a good angry/disappointed performance.

Galeatea
A corporate executive of a weapons manufacturer. She’s tough and sharp minded. As well she’s spent her life as a robot without knowing it.

Brenda
Pretty, compassionate, and innocent, Brenda is one of the most popular kids at the school. While her friends enjoy watching Bobby get picked-on, she feels sorry for him. She is soon seduced with magic slam poetry into dating the school bully.

Gwen
Attractive and fierce, Ben's mistress. Must be able to play an arrogant stubborn woman, a.k.a. 'the bitch.'

Susan
Bitchy, arrogant, and manipulative.

Andie
Sensual, musical, bit of a space cadet. NUDITY REQUIRED.

Carmen
Intellectual, snobby, effete. NUDITY REQUIRED.

Nikki
A spunky and comedic 17 year old girl. She's a tomboy, yet she has feminine mystery. She's a fun character! (Nudity and sexual situations required.)

Girl on Date
Date is in one scene, brought home by Damien, the lead. Has lines.

Corpse, Etcetera
Featured extras to play twisted bloodied corpses, Satanists (nudity required and raw sexual acts in an underground orgy with masks on), two cops, small church group.

Wise "Man"
Follow the star to Bethlehem. Sing "We Three Kings". Also doubles as Priest/Neighbor.

Small Dog
One adorable Jack Russell Terrier for the short film. Must be quiet, sweet, and be still on the executive's lap. The Jack Russell Terrier will also be wearing a cute antlers on its head!

Money Belt
Meter Maid, heavyset, any ethnicity.